Valet Sues Gloria James, Loses Passion For Life

LeBron James' mom, Gloria James, caused the valet she allegedly slapped last week to lose his "capacity for enjoyment of life." Seriously, he's suing over this.

Rockfeller Sorel wants $15,000 minimum, according to his lawsuit.

The suit, filed Tuesday in Miami-Dade County, accuses Gloria of assault and battery during the incident at the Fountainbleu Hotel (click here to see the video).

Sorel claims to have suffered - pain, emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish, and perhaps most stunningly, the loss of capacity for enjoyment of life.

Rockfeller Sorel will be our legal MVP if he can pull this off.

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