roundglut90: Lindsay Lohan Can Stage Wardrobe Malfunctions

May 23rd, 2011

Lindsay Lohan spent this weekend in Miami, Florida pretending to work while tanning her freckles on someone else?s dime. Hence three concurrent posts. There are 60 photos in this post, 20 photos in the bikini post, and 10 photos in the boots post. I?m very, very sorry. There are fairly good reasons she?s getting this much attention: she spent this entire photo shoot alternately flashing her T&A; she had the legs of a MySpace cutter in her bikini photos; she wore boots from two years ago. I know. I?m very, very sorry. I?ll turn in my Internets Card as soon as I?m done black-barring Lohan?s nipples. Here?s Lohan posing for Plum Miami Magazine at the Raleigh Hotel. During the shoot, Lohan?s chest kept falling out. She was upskirted by mother nature so often it became someone?s job to hold her hemline. And she wore a lace shirt and yet wore no bra underneath.

Image credit to INF Daily.